Saturday, Jul. 14, 2007 - 10:01 p.m.
Do You Know David Letterman? *********************************** Its been raining chunks of water for the last couple of days interspursed with searing heat people squint at the amasing sheets of heavenly water during the cloud pounding then gasp for air like dying trout when the sun comes out depending how much TV they watch their response is either " This is an unusually intense summer " or this is your basic " end of the world - global warming is here to get the petroleum sinners " Jinky just sleeps through it all awaking only to eat or mooch a massage I know he's there somewhere under the stairs leading to the basement because when he awakens to scratch his little neck bell tinkles from that direction So I walked him down to the river last night at sunset to get some breeze watch the lake winds churn and whip the waves and smash them on the beach the water was invading the land Some vandal had unravelled an old video tape and long ribbons of black pieces of it tangled up in a bush snaked wildly into the air Wildeyed Jinky absolutely loved this effect shook off his hot weather indifference and tore into it like a mongoose at a cobra His dogwalking fanclub thought this was hilarious and gathered at the meadow above the lake to watch the Undefeated Scarlet Avenger ....................VS........................ Superior Quality Memorex Videotape fight to the death as manic winds raged yonder A family of four applauded most: smilng bubbly neat pressed Mom, glad hand sports shirt Dad and their two small blond daughters wearing new sparkly running shoes They were from Indiana and made sure we heard all about it my first culture based question was , of course.. "Do you know David Letterman? " They smiled, in an easy grace and shared that he was from just south of where they lived.. and seemed genuinely pleased that I knew this facet of contemporary Indiana -capitol of the world and nearby planets I learned They had never been out of the USA before and this was their first day in Canada They had driven from NYC in 2 days and crossed the International bridge at Buffalo How did they like it here ? - Canada and the rest of the world Just fine, fine' " Canada is-" they told me " for the most part just like home " " Was the lake always this wild? " they asked No just today, its us usually glass smooth except in winter, and spring and fall and the start and end of summer Ha I realised, except for two weeks a year the lake is pretty crazy however, to its credit the wild anxious air had completely erraced every trace of rain fog evil city pollution and atmostpheric haze the view across the lake was cartoon crystal clear We could see the silloette of downtown Toronto straight across the lake its... uh.. 33 miles straight across to the city translating from metric km's to US stand alone measurement distance " there are 2.5 million people living in Toronto yonder " - they had no idea " and the CN tower there on the horizon -- is way taller than the Empire State Building" They didn't believe that till someone else was able to confirm the relative heights of the ESB and the CNT in house stories if not in feet and show that the CN tower was indeed, the hands down taller structure Ok no comment til Wikpedia is consulted Dad asked me confidentially where the best fishing was in Ontario? I pointed out right in front of him'' there" right off those rocks= world class bass salmon and trout enormous sturgeon and monster muskies he didn't believe me.. till I pointed out this was a _great lake easily recognised from outer space its an inland sea 120 miles long 300 feet deep- icebergs float by in winter dad wondered aloud why his own government had kept this all hidden from him-- a secret foreign city a collossal telecommunications tower a freshwater lake bigger than Holland- and highly trained small red cats as smart as dogs The girls were suitably impressed with Jinky who jumped like a lion at their dangling shoelaces I showed them how to get him to chase a small stick reward him with a cheek rub they took turns hugging him and letting him chase sticks he was commando determined fierce with sticks and Jonny Depp cool gentle with girls the mighty Jinky- wildlife ambassador and storm marshal to the Peoples Republic of Indianna
Dad pressed me again " can he just fish anywhere then? " I told him he has to buy a visitors fishing license before going after her majestys game.. its just a couple of bucks..easy to get pick one up at any Canadian Tire..
" I beg your pardon? " he asked " a store that sells rubber automobile tires sells fishing permits..? " ya and everything else- its like Wallmart "YOOOO have Wallmarts here??" squeeled the Mom " they are everywhere in the world now" I pointed out " even in China" "In _China??" she gasped?? I got the distinct impression she was going to research hard on Google before she voted in the next US election And Niagara Falls,.. whats the deal there? is it really any good?? they were considering going there tomorrow.. but were concerned if it was going to be another fundimental letdown the last t few minutes had been a disasterous Late Night with Letterman top ten countdown of cherished cultural slapdowns.. and viewing the falls in person as a family was obviously their number one sacred dreamquest.. so- level with me are we gonna get _suckered _ ...........................or what? I told them as honestl;y as my heart could say " Definately..see Niagara Falls it is indeed - totally totally completely 100% awesome a wonder of the world that defies description ' and no photo or video does it proper justice in a world of letdowns... Niagara Falls is the real thing.. your girls will love it' it will change your life a pefect perpetual full arc double rainbow hovers overtop shining forever and ever as the sunshine hits the mist the wonderful big wild water never stop falling never ever ever here is something good that goes on forever not all good things must pass Niagara Falls has never stopped being wonderfull for 10,000 years... a fraction of its power makes all the electricity for tens of millions of people in eastern Canada and the US It is the real thing alright Niagara Falls is even better than they say .......way better way, way better "
The girls were now applauding for Jinky as he paraded himself back and forth along a park bench waving his tail like a flag smiling into the wind glad for their keen attentions and grateful for the double sets of rubs he as well never ceases to be interested in playing around And as the nameless Indiana family waved goodbye the girls called back " Thats one nice cat you got there " I didn't yell out he was also the best cat in the world in case _they had the best cat in the world back in Indianna.. in training to do stupid pet tricks on the late night TV show of Indianas Secretary of Culture
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