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Tuesday, Aug. 28, 2007 - 8:22 p.m.


UnHappyface Sunset-
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Jinky was crabby all day
banged his tail against furnature
to let me know
he was sore about something
must be something
fundimentally wrong in Catopia
that set him off thus
either that
or cats just have bad fur days
and this was one of them

Down at the lake
was not much better
He was as Bliss free
as you could imagine
your average type A personality
to respond after receiveing
a hit & run car accident

he reluctantly went down to the water
and sniffed around half hearted
but was not really into
the great adventure of
water sand and sunset

he ignored the dead carp
and ignored the two girls
sitting on the breakwater
who were weakly gesturing
" here Jinky, here Jinky "
while at the same time
scoping out two boys
vougeing like exagerated he men
on the meadow above

Some choice:
_ a disinterested kitten
_ or two gooney guys

The lazer kids were back
and began following Jinky
but their magic toy was disfunctional
they had nothing
particularily supernatural
to offer a pensive red kitten
and he ignored them as well

Summer is dying
maybe thats whats
bugging everybody
the coupe de gras
of all our dreams
we never got around to fullfilling:
_ chores not done
_money not made
_ opportunities not followed up
_ love not persued
one shared sky above
one shared earth below
many different stories all at once
and the same sun shines on everybody

behold the dead carp yonder-
thats how we will all end up_
dead stinky
but finally noticed
howbeit a bit too late
to do much good

not an encouraging sign

That said
it got so uncomfortable
Jinky yawned..
wow bored
yawning on vacation is uncool
so up we went
up the iron stairs to the meadow above

and there to greet us
were the twin white poodles
of face slap fame
sitting at the feet of two ladies
at a pic nic table
enjoying milkshakes
each white poodle was on a seperate
matching red lead-
it was them alright

and when they saw Jinky approaching
they started to whine like smoke detectors
and this set off a series of
annonomous backyard dog barking
for a half square mile
as the captive dog community
picked up the story
talk about being a centre point of
considerable dog community rage

I can't understand dog language
but apparently Jinky can very well
andhe took offence
at something expressed
in thethe canine chorus
and so,
otherwise unprovoked
he lunged at the twin poodles
like a sand lion out for blood

In two seconds the hysterical white dogs
were running for their twin lives
mindlessly wrapping their red leads
around their mistrisses ankles
as Jinky crept up in Jungle slow motion
this only amplified their anxiety
while at the same time
englaming some Cartopic sence
of
/ revenge
/ justice
/ whatever motive
only Jinky himself
could fully appreciate

If this was a NATO pact country
and Jinky was
A WARSAW PACT INVADER:

THIS WOULD BE SUFFICIENT CAUSE
FOR THE SECURITY COUNCIL
TO CALL FOR AN AIR STRIKE..
AGAINST HIS MR. BAD MOOD
LITTLE RED ASS

I mentioned this aloud to the onlookers
none of whom seemed to get the joke

all that time
watching TV
and they never learned
anything about
international politics


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