Tuesday, Sept. 25, 2007 - 10:50 p.m.
Dead Reconing ****************
Full Moon the sky is our flashlight so Jinky and me walked way way past the private property signs on the public beach and into the government reserve.. That beach is completely without easy access nobody goes there because you are not allowed creepy high wire fence prominant " forbidden" signs in both official languages off the public track hard to get to anxious lake squeezing off waves a delicious creepy upon creepy thunderstorm brewing overhead nobody was watching so nobody would call in a tresspasser and their cat an ideal situation for Mr Adventure Animal and me... his silent guide to the Forbidden Beach of Danger nobody picks up the flotsam from the lake at the forbidden beach every weird o thing that floats up stays there untill it gets swallowed up by the wild vines and shifting sand- - pop bottles - chopped up toys - huge knarly lengths of driftwood -chunks of boats -bizarre plastic things -lengths of hose - single shoes - waterlogged baseballs crazy crazy stuff that changes daily as the wind and waves churn it up adding new spooky lake trash from the Upper Great lakes and taking other spooky lake trash away sending it past Montreal towards the ocean where the HMS Dollar Store Bargain Mattleship nets it all up and brings it all back to us- that endless cycle of cosmic waterbourne crap where recycling goes insane and starts to pour this crap into our dreams for a thousand years at least it did tonight The Forbidden beach always looks like a lost city to me and I always look for the weirdest thing there is so much human flotsam to choose from its a visual hobby only- there is never anything of real value and I never carry anything away from the spooky junk graveyard of the lost city of crap this stuff will float up for the next century even if people 100% stopped dumping crap in the lakes tonight there is more than enough mystery crap always coming - always coming on enough for several lifetimes of trash sifting archeology Jinky just walks along the beach and zeros in on the gigantic dead salmon strewn about their dark leathery bodies twisted into creepy death pretzels their sharp white teeth jagging out of their cold black fish lips
Jinky sees teeth and knows what they are no wonder cats don't swim with these real life monster predators out there the occassional mummified seagull lays on the beach stark as an empty coffee cup stark ribs arcing out loose wing feathers hollow eyed skulls looking vainly heavenwards Jinky stares at the mummies and walks on I imagine this is a zoo scene from Tim Burtons the Corpse Bride Its creepy enough- - an entire beach at night under a werewolf full moon with a thunderstorm brewing full of crispy summer mummies and spooky dead broken esoteric junk Tim' give me a call maybe we can work something out
Jinky & me pause to admire the only living thing we encounter: a huge blobby elecrtric orange fungus emmerging from a wet stump beneath a dead tree branches hanging with dried moss and algae in swaying strips Wehave all the makings for a spontanious B movie I tugged at his sci fi mutant growth and prized off a piece the size of a slice of bread it broke away flexible,moist and rubbery as a fried egg -a flourscent orange fried egg from the mother lump the size of a coffee table
Jinky sniffed this fungal wonder but was not half as impressed as i was not a tenth as interested he was more interested in the gathering storm overhead sniffing the wind foir clues and surveying the effects of the rising full moon on our way back home Jinky himself took on a surreal effect: at one moment bathed in the silvery cold light of the rising full moon and then dissloving completely into the pitch black shadows as he walked alternately shimmering and then dissolving ... switched on and off like a ghost cat ...a hologram of a saber tootheed lion ... a benevolant spirit in a fever dream we walked back past DANGER KEEP AWAY signs past the private property area and then climbed up the little cliff to reach the far end of the meadow above the iron stairs by this time the trees were swaying in a whispering wind the streets were deserted nobody was there except me and the scarlet avenger far away flashes of lightening popped from the clouds feast of the animal mummies' a beach party for all the absurd objects of summer assembled on the forbidden beach yonder,, we were not invited so we went home the last thing you want is to be trapped at a party full of dead salmon who just want to talk your ear off and then maybe eat it
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