Friday, Nov. 23, 2007 - 5:20 p.m.
Near Death By Snowstorm ********************** Everybody I know was slightly crazy on the weekend not a fullmoon was in the sky or a world ending event to fret about but somehow it seemed to be completely ok to go total emo overdrive crazy, bitchy sad of hysterical I chose to stay home and be crazy here seems a monster snow storm was swirling in icy evil towards here possibly tearing out theelectrical power and crippling transportation state radio was whining about global warming and how the chaotic weather is now our nation enemy not the taliban.. or they don;t dare even mention America anymore unless it's about sports or hollywood what nationalist rats they are in govt communications to blank out an enormous chunk of planetary news if its about the neibours since our dollar went up in value and ours is worth a few pennies more than the American dollar for the first time in 35 years.. woopie as if its a financial hockey game game ya we win or something.. pride but become hated hard times $ manipulators by the people next door.. well ya, spose we are then.. sorry almost overnight exports to America slumped and it costs more to do business there and at home some victort I simply have to stop listening to the news ( I don;t know why I started again ) and return listening to the music of dripping taps and the random melody of dogs barking in the distance i just wanted to track the progress of the forthcoming snowstorm.. got mired in politics shame on me best guess was the monster storm was going to hit after midnight temperature would drop suddenly winds would howl and deadly cold snow would whip and heap up its frozen diatoms and abruptly end all traces of autum Jinky begged to go out walking across my book as i read it to drive home his sence of urgency just a quick breath at midnight before the storm trapped him indoors for who knows how many days I didn't want to let him out but finally agreed just a quick run and then come back in he ran off and that was that Storm rolling in winds groaning I stayed up to let him in two hours later he was not scratching so i put on the BBC radio world service to keep me awake so i could be alert when he did show up.. by 4 am no Jinky the snow was swirling visibility was almost zero I figurred he was in some hole waiting the storm out i prayed for his delivery and went to bed an ear open for the slightest sound of a scratch in the morning there was a blanket of snow everywhere, and I hunted for any signs of cat footprints but nothing.. I stayed home and waited for him. all day all night nothing two days passed.. I started to entertain bad thoughts about what may have happened to the Scarlet Avenger VS the deadly Snowstorm wondering if i should post a notice down at the little store offering a reward for his return dead or alive People who dropped by were alarmed no Jinky here to greet them and parade his inheirant wonderfullness for their ultimate entertainment theories of hungry coyotes haunting the streets looking for warm cat meat and bad drivers running over anything that moved filled the room, after all Jinky has a reputation around here of running away with wild notions and getting into trouble he's well known in town for pushing his luck None of this drama was helping matters I was whistlling myself hoarse trying to call him in from the wind and another day had passed- here it was Thursday afternoon and he'd been gone since Sunday night naked and starving suffering through a two day storm then he appeared at the window alive! i ran to let him in and he just waltzed in I rushed to get him food but he was only semi interested I examined him and he looked great clean and fluffy and he just sort of yawned and blinked up at me this is not how disaster victims usually behave three days without any food.. or proper shelter against the murderous elements ....hmmm then I started to ask arpound town if anyone had seen my cat all week "oh ya, a neibour saw him at 5 am when he was couming home from nightshift Jinky was waiting on his porch with his own cat and just ran inside the house and stayed there sleeping eating catboxing it whatever as guest of the neibours cat for three days .. in a luxury setting here I was anxious and fretting for his life and he was at a cat pajama party up the street I don't have to worry about Jinky surviving out there in the cold cruel world he has developed his own wonderful network of friends out there of all species, his inheirant good manors disarmingly friendly style and all round good nature continues to make him the neibourhood favourite all I need now is to get him a cellphone so he can call home when he's going to be a few days late getting back home I'm seriously looking for a decent deal where he can have all the talk minutes he wants after 6 pm if he gets a model with a camera feature he can do his own damn downloads you seen one set of pix blurry bunch of faces at a party you pretty much have seen them all & he can set up his own facebook account I am _not his servant !
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