Sunday, Jan. 06, 2008 - 2:38 p.m.
The Wolverine
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Of all the animals
I have seen
the coolest is
the Wolverine
They have sharp teeth
and sharper claws
four strong legs
and four big paws
Wolverines have
crazy hair
something like
a Grizzley Bear
Their fur is brown
and beige and black
patterened sort of
maniac
They gorge on meat
or fruit or bread
Eats anything alive
or dead
Garbage
Corpses
Bugs and roots
Maybe even
rubber boots
They have keen noses
for hunting food
and when they find it
they get rude
Wolverines,
they don;t fear man
break into cabins
bite through cans
Eat their fill
like gluttons all
then spray their stink
on floors and walls
Wolverines,
not what you think
ruining all
with evil stink
They ripp stuff up
smash everything
So what?
Wolverine is king
Or maybe,
if he's in the mood
we wants to cheat you
and get food
Grabs a stick
and works the lever
Wolverine:
the boss deceiver
Wolverines
are super tough
and when you think
they had enough
in any fight
on any dsay day
they bite your bum
then walk away
All Wolverines
are hard to trap
No Wolverine
will be a sap
you got some bait
to bring him round?
your evil trap
soon up side down
His babies bite
each other's head
while they fight
and poop in bed
Hooray!
The king is Wolverine
his stinky children
his grumpy Queen
Scram, stupid deer
wussy rabbit
al kinds of animals
of sucky habit
You bin shown
and you have seen
make way
here comes
a Wolverine
The bold will fear
the brave shall scream
oh crap!
here comes
a Wolverine
