Saturday, May. 17, 2008 - 6:08 p.m.
Doing Hard Time with a Kitten ******************************** Ok hes aclimitised to here and his brief modesty phase has completely passed Taser is a biter I lay in bed reading as he bites me I figure its a signal hes hungry so i get up and fed him his tuna and he eats his midnight fill in the dark quiet of the kitchen and retuns licking his lips and starts biting me obviously its not hunger just the desire to bite bite bite me My wrists are shredded the borders of my book are pierced with hundreds of tiny bite marks mostly through the dust jacket but he will seize the cover between his tiny jaws and bite and shake it like he did the mouse the other day 10 weks old and hes already bite crazy I wrestle with him with one hand on the blanket and turn the pages with the other he detects incincerity in my response and takes full advantage and bites down hard on the tip of my index finger and I can feel the tiny fanh goe in deep and I shake him off with a loud OWWW and see he has drawn blood at the point of puncture hes at an age & stage of development when other kittens get photographed because they are the ideal adorable size and are easily posed with cute props But I have a real biter here a full blown jawi stretching warm blood seeking vampire bat kitten I have to figure out how to tire him out before I turn in for the night I have not had a full nights sleep since he arrived maybe thats the price of keeping a spring borne kitten It probably the case There is only 13 more months of this before h attains his full size and at the rate he is growing he will end up cougar sized by this time next year Hoiw will I explain to wildlife officers that hes just a cat and not a wild thing maybe I should get familiar with the wildlife services in case there is a need for a tranquillizer dart guns at the rate the mighty Taser is growing he will be biting off chunks of my flesh by July or August Maybe its the catfood I feed him leftover Christmas gifts for Jinky snack packs for the special cat in your life f ive flavours of ofal if so, that doesn't explain anything I think I will have to start wearing long sleeves during the day just in case people imagine I am commiting suicide with wild rose bushes Puppies will destroy $1000 worth of household shoes and furniture before any sort of training kicks in I am lucky that kittens don't eat clothes not so luckly that they prefer live game I am live game even when sleeping
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