Wednesday, May. 21, 2008 - 5:21 p.m.
Accident Report ***************** Taser is the cutest kitten and he has a sweet nature but he is pretty rough in the claws and teeth dept. Looking down I can see a hundred puncture marks on my hands and wrists and a few longer gashes on my forearms -all Taser inflicted wounds It was warm the other day so I put on shorts and was sitting here answering mail - soft white winter leg skin exposed to the whirling claws of an 11 week old kitten and sure enough he humps onto my lap completely announced and not finding the coarse cloth ' of my regular jeans somthing to anchor his claws into he slipped and sunk his claws deep into my skin and fell anyway dragging his kitten needles sideways across my thigh in five deep grooves ya, this bled like a Mofo as I sopped it up with kleenex and I was ashamed to confess that I was betterd in combat by a squirrel sized red haired kitten so I just put on jeans to thwart further damage wearing kitten armour around the house as if I was on a peacekeeping mission in Iraq and still hre I was, receiving collateral damage So Day two I am almost crippled here my leg is so sore it hurts to walk I can't believe I have been rendered partially immobile from a manic kitten attack I can feel the ripps in my skin throbbing under my jeans I have to either get him to wear mittens or get better kitten proof armour maybe it will better by the 12th week maybe i can clot faster maybe Taser will catch more mice unless they have all moved outside by now and I am her alone with --the Kitten of Doom On the saner side I dreampt that I watched Taser jump into the bathtub full of water and walk along the bottom, fearless his fur swaying like seaweed maybe I am worried he will jump into the tub while I am in the tub like Jinky would do sometimes and get completely soaked and i would dry him off and set him up over the warm air register to dry off as he shivvered Jinky never learned to stop jumping in the bathtub but I learned to close ther bathroom door
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