Monday, Jul. 14, 2008 - 2:11 p.m.
Just Say Meow 2 *****************
I went to the evil city for three days and asked Tasers' best fan to feed him Alyssa, the one who brought me both baby Jinky and little Taser and I know she loves them so she was the ideal pick for designated kitten minder As I was packing to go away I pulled out some extra strength super duper catnip I keep in the frezer, to keep it away from Taser i was bringing some as gifts to city friends cats who never experience fine catnip Somehow while I was packing Taser swiped the main bag and ran away with it and hid it I never noticed and hugged him goodbye and left him alone for the day till Alyssa could stop by after work and feed him He was alone all day with a big bag of catnip when Alyssa stopped in she noticed he was acting strange- a little more hyper than usual but she imagined he was just lonely and was just showing off She stoppd by the next morning to feed him and he was even crazier running all over the house in and outside he never stopped running even after she put his food down when she came by after work to feed him he was absolutely insane- like a rocket running jumping knocking stuff over when she was joined by her b/f Matt they both noticed he was severely insane and tried to calm him down he just wouldn;t accept comfort and insisted on running even wilder Matt tried to catch him but it was impossible when it started to rain Taser was even more excited he took off his collar and ran outside to dance naked in the backyard Matt & Alyssa thought this was very unusual but were powerless to stop it When i got back from the evil city Taser was pretty much out of his mind I followed him around till I found him in the hall closet with what was left of a huge bag of catnip he had eaten a years supply in three days at least that explained why he was so crazed Matt stopped by later to tell me my cat had gone insane while he and Alysaa were minding him and that he was sorry if it was something they did but he didn;t think they did anything unusual I explained how I found tasers stash of catnip all ripped up in the closet and figured out he had stolen it from me three days prior and been on a major bender ever since I swept the catnip crumbs up and flushed them down the toilet Taser was confused but didn't object I patted him calm and watched him drift off into a drug stupor and he slept like a piece of wood for the next 24 hrs he awoke groggy and puffy eyed & very thirsty but glad to see me he missed going to the lake tonight because he was just too tired ya tired from running a series of 4 minute miles indoors for that last three days I know it was super potent catnip because i harvested it myself' and just a pinch was enough to send a bored old city housecat into minor ecstacy a cup was enough to make a certain red haired kitten into a streaking meteor of manic energy I know he loves catnip now and i will have to take extra caution to hide it from him too much of a good thing is still a good thing
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