Monday, Feb. 23, 2009 - 12:02 a.m.
Cats are Indifferent to the Internet ********************************** How do I know? I endured one huge cat not at all interested in complying with the basic "Don't walk on my desk" directives I struggle to enforce Jump right up on me then step onto my desk while I am working- mid pencil stroke deaf to any lame remand to retreat he just had to win this time what the hey- so I let him curl up under the warm glow of my desk lamp and drift off to sleep purring but still half watching me to see if I was gonna go authoritarian or some other error of behavior no - all is cool Taser is usually so decent about living here and being cool and I admire his confident sense of oh yeah make me- you won't then does what it was he wanted to do Ok.. lets make this work I am looking at an email from a friend i in Banff Alberta way up in the mountains mega wonderful a vast perfect nature preserve that is so beautiful that Japanese people cry.. sobbing prayers of exstacy completely overcome visual- eros with its virginal ice age wonderfullness ya ya - on with it please and so he sent a photo series of a huge Canadian Linx emerging from the snowy forest he just happened upon and indeed, that was one big cat 20 kg of crazy furry fury bad news to any retarded wolf that would dare to mess with him Taser was observing me gasp at the pix sequence of this giant Linx onscreen and he sort of raised his head to see what was so interesting that engendered these respects of hiss noises "this my fine cat is a Linx" Taser seemed to be interested " he is one of your people ---behold ! he is real as yourself, I assure you Gods wisdom has seen fit to createan unseen world, far to the west richly populated by these huge beings able to beat up coyotes and outrun rabbits.. this is your people and these are their ways.. therefore take ye note furred friend this is your portion of paradise and it is your destiny to enter for this is what your sacred cat society through all time until this very day has in store for you- Behold your natural brother Lynx and all that he represents - big hair and freedom..."
Taser seemed impressed by my enthusiasm on an otherwise quiet Sunday evening but I wonder if he really was able to fully appreciate the magic of the pixel display on my monitor screen and make any sort of positive association between the awesome Lynx image and his own place in creation. Well at last he heard about Lynxes that's all I can do is share maybe tomorrow we can go over the lion thing again and how purina cat chow resembles sun dried crocodile meat Now that I look close in the light there is cat claw stuck in his head and it wasn't his cat politics- I never get involved I pulled it out and wow it was jammed right in there like a tent peg that must have been hurting all day he instantly seems much happier with it removed and majestically blinks and nods a sombre royal thanks its nice to know I can something for him that even a Lynx couldn't do He's not even one year old and he is already in gang warfare That will look good on his application to Lynx University
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