Friday, Mar. 06, 2009 - 1:55 p.m.
The Sneak ********* I am working at home today and in the background I hear a crash Taser is dashing around amongst books and boxes making weird noises he runs past panting- hair on end I can see in the mirror that he is pacing in front of some canvases stacked up against the wall He has probably corned a mouse there and is waiting for him to emmerge so he can catch him bite him up and then eat him. . I salute his simple straight forward priorities in a complex uncertain abstract world a rare daytime at home mouse hunt Taser is pretty good about keeping their numbers down all winter I get to witness his stalking techniques from the luxury of my chair where I can see him obsessed with personal best success as much as the mouse is probably doing the math on how to best survive being hunted down by a monster Taser will creep away and observe the canvas mountain from across the room- covering any possible escape route like an RCMP tactical team commander eyes bugged out' tail slightly twitching in crazed anticipation then he pads over to the place where he last saw his target and sniffs the entire perimeter of the canvas pile to find out where a stinky little mouse might be hiding after several minutes Taser comes over to me and quitly whines as if to share with me' his frustration and desire if I am so much his friend' will I please use all my advanced human powers & help him defeat this mouse ? I can see in his eyes he is ernest in this but I figure its better to respect him, & permit him to hone his swat skills and let him either catch that mouse today or comfort him so he can catch it tomorrow What is the right answer here? I say - let it be Taser says - let's get the mouse right now mouse says- let's everybody fuck off
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