Friday, Mar. 20, 2009 - 11:28 p.m.
Why tell Me Why
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Mickey Mouse,
Donald Duck,
Woody Woodpecker
and Popeye all had
illlegimate children
without benifit of female mates..
Where were Little Lulus parents?
Charlie Browns?
why wasn't Beetle Bailey
ever discharged after WW2?
and why was he never
sent to Korea? or Viet Nam or Iraq?
why doesn"t Archie ever grow up?
why doesn't anyone recognise
Batmans voice or eyes
as the same as Bruce Waynes?
what happend to Robin?
and why does Superman,
the strongest person ever
still wear his sucky
baby clothes?
( his super suit was
rewoven from his baby blanket? )
why haven't Cheech or Chong
been featured on " Intervention " yet?
