Tuesday, Apr. 14, 2009 - 3:37 p.m.
Art Missionary ***************
Today I gave a telephone interview a reporter from the city newspaper called here and asked me about our famous summer festival Obviously she read our press release very carefully I used the descriptor " famous" four times in three paragraphs in case there was any doubt I underlined them with a red pencil Th newspaper is a dead boring dead straight conservative organ of nothingness big houses for sale, attrractive bank rates, little kids wearing expensive casual clothes recipies with salmon in them blonde designer dogs new silver cars black marble counter tops white chocolate desserts bi lingual fitness clubs so we thought we would reach out to the condo crowd there and make it easy for them to drive into our little town in June to experience a free concert and have a good time with the creative leaders of the region - that being us whew talk about twisting arms We can attract all the culture freaks and grungie artist rejects we want- hey its a free all day outdoor show in June but hey, why not go for the straights? So my point was promote the show as a straight event to the straights we would pretend to pretend Bohemian superstars joke being we actually are what you see us being so now the white chocolate will show up and have a great time it's time to mingle its never time to divide into lifestyle cliques I am dead against Aparteid or class distinctions of any kind and that goes _double for art So i did the interview like an art missionary knowing full well my every sentence would be sacred newspaper copy by the weekend and the other media would just grab it and run Everybody wants to be part of the hype of a "famous" summer music festival its famous because i say so I was super careful to paint our show as a straight family day straight safe and clean other people can put up posters of batwing skulls with illegable lettering to drag in their Goth community or the ruler bright jocks can make it all a race- who cares? I gave the distinct impression we are : an earth friendly youth club self financed by Church dinners holding a safe dull vice free talent show in a public park during daylight hours as our grandparents look on from folding chairs under the auspices of the Parks Dept blessed by the mayor and all the local merchants home in bed by 11 pm drifting off to chaste, sober, drug free sleep clutching cloth animals of the rain forest we had fun pretending/dressing up as hippies. hobos and artists from the 60s actually most of us dress like that anyway- thats all the clothes we own Gramma is indeed invited we recycle the drunks are kept at one end away from normal people almost everybody is a stoner but you wouldn't know it and it will be wrapped up by 10 pm the mayor hasn't said anything bad so its all good truth in advertising always needs a rewrite
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