Friday, May. 08, 2009 - 12:55 p.m.
Canadian Banks VS American Banks
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Canadian Banks are not the government,
but they pass themselves off as
" government like",
sort of like the insurance companies do.
Canadian Banks are closer to
actual Canadian living
than the Cdn Govt
could ever be-
everybody gets equal courtesy
but the more money you have,
the more respect you get..
deals and perks,, fair enough
after all, it is a numbers game
there are no annoying flags,
cultural symbols or gold seals full of
angry eagles or roaring lions,
fire, lightening, stars, crowns
shoved in our faces
-- we let the casinos handle all that
neither French or English
is not forced on us
in a Canadian bank,
if you got money
and money talks
they'll listen carefully
and talk back clearly
- ones sexual orientation,
marital status,
level of education,
grooming or coolness
is not a factor-
the only distinguishing factor is
SHOW ME THE MONEY.
best of all- Canadian Banks
say PLEASE and THANK YOU-
even if you are denying you a loan
or forclosing on your home.
It doesn't hurt to be polite
no matter what's going down
My only complaint
about Canadian banks
is they no longer give out gifts
for opening a new savings accounts-
-heck, how else is a single guy
gonna get a steam iron,
a toaster or a coffee maker
without getting married ?
