Sunday, May. 10, 2009 - 1:29 p.m.
Yard Chocolate *************** I called my sister today as she was celebrating Mothers Day with our Mom- we share the same one. She couldn't talk so i wrote her an email short story to read to everybody while they eat brunch. She loves dogs and chocolate. There was a tragically unemployed married couple in the Niagara region who advertised their custom dog poop clean up services during the job doldrums after Christmas. Its a big thing in the States right now and whoever steps into it first in Canada will be the king of canine kack no experience necessary
- I marvelld at their enthusiasm and businesslike approach they had prepared a series of professional looking up beat ads and calculated a tight schedule of crisp promotions to drive their company profile deeply in the collective consciousness of our winter weary community They implied that they understood I might be struggling financially ' but my yard deserves the best regular dog poop clean up- by qualified __professionals will add value to the price of my home if I have to sell it call for a free quote They are the dog poop removal specialists it almost looked like they may have had help starting their business at a job fair or some deal where professionals advise struggling new enterprize on the fine arts of promoting their " special goods or unique services"-- -run your own small business -never be unemployed again -be your own boss' -set your own criteria of how you will connect with society and commerce in this computer friendly world if you are eating chocolate, maybe put it down for this part- ** the first round of ads announced that their special service was now available -and offered early bird discounts they were definately ready to engage and take a leading role in the regional dog poop business **the second set of ads that kicked in about ten days later specified exactly how often their highy trained turd tidy crew would come by to service your yard, very much like like a snow ploughing contract - dedication and dependibilty . Direct, simple wording-- Dog poop was no longer going to be your problem -together, we can make a difference *** the third series of ads sort of fell apart- the dog poop specialists at the NRDPS headquarters had obviously done a reassessment of their services and decided that truth in advertising was the best policy not that lies are better' but the truth is a lifetime commitment to spiritual excellence The dog poop specialists were now pro rating sizes of service ready targets by breed of dog a how big their turds were on a chart... and were now pricing accordingly the early bird special had run its course here was a cleverly orchestrated franchaise expansion drive out the competition' gear up for territorial domination These overly detailed poop menus= featured a clip art graphic of a shovel-- thank heavens they had enough restraint to not photoshop in a prize winning specimen. All this truth in advertising all this carefully orchestrated service package expansions to attract and keep long term clients *& keep the poop trucks rolling suddenly... nobody was interesed in their services _at _all- they forgot that winter puts dog poop into suspended animation and nobody would require their services till the thaw.. and then' dog owners just avoid walking in their yards until the spring rains erace all traces of these service targets and replaces them with magical mini islands of lush grass as if by magic all without cost or effort the tragic decline in the world economy had nothing to do with the demise of this original and unique new business Maybe because there is such a thing as " too much information" there are some things people just don't want help with and prefer to struggle alone where ignorance is bliss and virtue is best played out in silence Undertakers learned that lesson a long time ago..
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