Tuesday, May. 12, 2009 - 6:27 p.m.
Hoax is Jokes
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< hoaxart,com >specializes in
high end video artists faking UFO clips,,
some are super
just the right blend of
awesomeness, advanced technology,.
shakey camera
and convincing brevity--
in other generations
these people would have
faked paintings, fossils,
holy relics, archeological treasures,
wills,documents and bank notes..
I wonder how much of
the human past
was one big drunken joke?
and the people at the top
knowing but ignoring it
as entertainment for the
illiterate to have so much
questionable value
constantly showing up in the
salons of the rich..
as long as nobody tried to
sell this junk to the Pope,
there were like, no problems.
I wonder if the
Protestant Reformation
was a general hoax busting operation-
introducing doubt into a debate
is not one hair as effective as
inducing doubt in the
beholder himself..
thats show bizz
I delight in reading that
a great % of sculptural treasures
from the Roman and Greek Classic era
that are in world art museums today
were actually produced
in 18th C Italian workshops.
The source of the marble betrays
their more modern origins.
The original patrons
who custom ordered them
just wanted oldie looking things,
but may have forgotten
to pass that on to their heirs
who assumed these were
authentic oldie scupltures..
magically preserved
through the centuries
in Dads living room
like "that 70s Show:"
is about the 70s,
it wasn;t made in the 70s..
thereis no disclaimer in the credits..
perhaps in 25 years it will actually be
included in some collection of 70s culture..
and in 100 years
"That 70s' Show " will be
primary reference material
about the actual 1970s
Let's Fake a Mermaid !
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Take one fresh monkey torso,
sew top half neatly
onto a large fish tail
and dry slowly in a warm room
don't worry about the smell,
it only adds to the aura
of authenticity
Be sure to arrange hands
to skillfully cover genitals
as genuine mermaids
are modest, even in death,
sculpt facial features
while still pliable to assume
a peaceful countanance:
attitudes of mild ecstacy is acceptable,,
full blown inner bliss is not desirable-
smiling is completly unacceptable.,
..be sure shave the monkey
while its still fresh and moist
- especially the face and arms.
be sure to remove every body hair
in order to make your manikin
as lovely and feminine as possible
any augmentation of the breasts
and nipples is highly desirable
collectors are a kooky lot-
be sure to give them what they expect
a hot mermaid who isn't a slut
the most suitable hair colour
is platinum blonde,
the longer and more flowing
- the better.
Nose should be sculpted very carefully
to upturn ever so slightly,
in order to resemble a Greek statue
. Avoid the flatness of nose
characteristic of Simians
and low born people
