Sunday, Oct. 04, 2009 - 1:29 a.m.
Channel Changer Romance
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" television is my friend..
falling asleep to TV is like..
a comfortable lover
who will never cheat on me "
thats what she said
during a discussion
about how things we like define us
to which i added
"I am sorry to tell you that
your TV is cheating on you..
its falls asleep with 500, 000,000
other girls every night
as soon as you fall asleep --
for years at a time
all your life
Your friend the TV
is a back stabbing slut
to which she replied
" But _I watch movies,
documentaries,
and quality shows...
i don't, you know
watch the crap
the average person does
... The internet is no better ... "
