Monday, Feb. 15, 2010 - 8:29 p.m.
Joke
*****
One morning, the husband
returns the boat to their
lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden
in his patrol boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.
What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer,
but I'm not fishing.
I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have
all the equipment.
For all I know
you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in
and write you up.'
'If you do that,
I'll have to charge you
with sexual assault,'
says the woman..
'But I haven't even touched you,'
says the Game Warden.
'That's true,
but you have all the equipment..
For all I know
you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,'
and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
