Wednesday, Mar. 03, 2010 - 7:37 p.m.
Caught in the Act
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I was visited the other day
by a friend girl
who knows me well enough
to have _not asked me
if the website address
scrawled on a post it note
was a porn site.
< www/evescharm.com >
I pretended to be evasive
and defensive till
all her femminist vile was flowing
and then confessed,
yes its true
but...
its not for me it was for
..." my friend "
lamest excuse in the world
so I invited her to open my secret
and maybe I could get help
so she searched evescharm.com
ready to behold some wickedness and chastise the erosinner
making tea in the kitchen
but ha ha ha
I knew she would fall for this
once she got uppity and corrective
evescharm.com is a
wedding dress site
my friend sarah
sent for me to
get a preview
at her mail order
custom made in Hong Kong
and air freighted over
wedding dress with flowers
and modest scarlet waistpiece
for when she hooks up
with my buddy jason in late August
" nice sash on that one "
