Friday, Apr. 02, 2010 - 1:05 p.m.
Matchmakers Inc
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Nothing like
your best friends sister
drunk at midnight
telling you the truth
about people
we know in common
and their bad romance habits
their short term
relationship goals
and public knowledge
appetites for certain targets
because the serious world
of love is the
exclusive realm
of women
and if you have a friend
on the inside like i do
they are obliged
to share the truth
as it is knit
into the collective social fabric
of 100 girls telling
another 100 girls
the most intimate details of
100 simultaneous romances
where every guy for 20 miles
is honestly evaluated
for his true strengths
and actual weaknesses
because this sensual insight
is vitally important
concretely essential
for every other female
in that 20 mile game reserve
looking to hook up
So all this dating data:
past, present
and potentially future
is gathered, filed and shared
Whether a guy is available and suitable
or unavailable
and pretending he is
or if he is, deep down inside
a serial rapist
an abuser
a drunk
a creep
a stoner
a criminal
diseased stupid or worse
and on the other hand
the girl files will indicate
if he is
loving'
honest
hard working
sincere
smart
funny
healthy
honourable
and if he was just unlucky enough
to have been with terminal bitches
and/or dumb lazy calculating witches
If he is a good guy
way deep down
waiting for a chance
with a good girl
He need never fear...
no matter how bad
it has been
no matter how bad
it may be right now
there is a hope
for the worthy
That is..
if the time machine
matchmakers
still hold sway
over the romantic ecology
of the world
And it looks like'
they still do
