Thursday, May. 06, 2010 - 10:41 a.m.
Animal Liberation Heros
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Some retard
released a six foot crocodile
into Hamilton harbour,
a steel making city
in Southern Ontario
Croc was spotted
and photographed
by a bird watcher
authorities were convinced
it is indeed
a wild crocodile
living in Ontario
2 m Croc seems happy
& is doing fine
and so far is
skillfully resisting
all attempts at recapture
hmmm lots to eat.
lots of places to hide
now if he can just find
a random source of warm water
( steel mill hot water drains
look pretty comfortable )
winter should be _no problem at all for a well placed
large crocodile
who can live a whole year
without eating
Crocodile won this one-
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Some years ago
a hippo escaped
from the Toronto zoo
and beat it into a ravine marsh=
they couldn't find him for months, finally after the first snow
they followed his tracks
and coaxed him back
with a barrel of apples
that was the
" unreported animal escape
of the decade"
until next time then
thanks for the apples
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Twelve Japanese Snow Monkeys
escaped from a private zoo
into the Niagara peach orchards
they hid in barns by day
stole corn and pet kibble
kept warm all winter
by burrowing deep
into haystacks
rather comfortable set up
When observers saw
Snow Monkey mothers
with new babies the next spring
the Feds went " ohh Ohh"
and doubled up efforts
to catch them
before their numbers increased
three generations later Feds still don't know if they got them all.
Japanese Snow Monkeys grow
a luxurious coat
of warm white fur
every winter
they are vegetarians
and will break ice
to get drinking water
Many years of captivity
has taught the older ones
how to operate without
ever being seen
to avoid dogs & roads
and never go hear vehicles
If they transmit this insight
to their offspring
we could have
a thousand snow monkeys
living right beside us
and never know it
