Saturday, Oct. 16, 2010 - 2:14 p.m.
"IT IS NOT MY POLICY
TO ACCEPT
UN NEGOTIATED DISCOUNTS"
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fighting back against assholes who are experiencing temporary lapses in moral reality
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1) not a problem sir- , you can use the house phone to arrange for someone bring you the full amount of your restaurant bill,, please have some complimentary warm flat diet coke while they are in transit..you are welcome to wait at the bare while the server prepares the table for another diner.. yes this happens sometimes. no need to worry-= i will be watching for the arrival of your 'friend"--
oh just so you know, I go off shift in 20 minutes and chef will _snap again if i go home and leave him to deal a wonky cheque on a busy night.
2) a trim is going to make you feel_ alive and looking your _best-- the last thing you would__ ever want to do is to wait for the highlights to take while you are worried about money- you deserve better than that- so Snip snip and away we go!
here.. have some complimentary
warm flat diet coke.. oops! some hair fell in it..tsk'' I'll top you up as soon as I'm done your trim,.. well there you go- you look mahgvellous-- your husband probably hasn;t seen your real hair colour in ages ! your roots don't show that bad..nobody will notice if you stay indoors..
see you next week for the highlighting!
I will give you the 10% off customer appreciation discount when you take our full " lookin' good! " package.. yes I love you too
3- $ 19.95 - why save a few coins in your imagination when what you really want is value-- quality and the cutting edge of technology-- I can';t lower our already low prices,, but what I can do is throw in this genuine steel wool pad lithium battery terminal polisher,.. I use it myself,.. its what all the pros use.. you;ll save more using this pro pad than any crappy little discount ,, psst- we just got in a shipment of 44" giant screen TVs, we haven;t even uncrated them yet-- 3% off for cash if you take one right now..before the boss gets back from the bank ..
