Monday, Nov. 01, 2010 - 2:44 p.m.
Halloween Monday ****************** I live on the wrong planet in the wrong era possibly born into the wrong species. Random conversation with a girl today I knew better a few years ago subject was Halloween: She loves it I'm indifferent to the whole idea of spooks on demand she looks forward to the release dressing up and becoming who ever she wants to be for one night who she can't be in real life the rest of the year I do whatever i want whenever I wish and have no need to transform into anything but my true self but I understand that's not true for almost everybody else I learned her best friend dressed up like a super slut on Saturday night got very drunk at a bar Halloween party Slut-for-a-night lured some anon vampire guy home banged him and then he promptly threw up on her bedroom rug she cleaned up a strangers vomit naked & in tears and then staggered away from her snoring romeo to sleep on the couch clutching an empty wine bottle to hit him with if he approached her in the dark at first light she screamed at him to get out or she would call the cops Dracula swishes out of her life and into a cab as she cries at the sight of her trashed & reeking bedroom makeup streaks and fake blood all over her sheets & pillows stray sequins sparkling on hastily abandoned underwear and pieces of undigested celery directly from anon Dracula's stomach bio glued to her fluffy slippers Would she end up pregnant a vicious STD or both ? what was his name and where would she find him if she needed his help after she threw him out like garbage ? and they call this " getting lucky "
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