Monday, Jun. 20, 2011 - 2:03 p.m.
Taking Over the World
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a personal letter from George Bush
to his pal Steve Harper, PM of Canada
on how to develop CDN export markets beyond selling everything we produce to the USA...
memo from George W
" Steve, you won;t get anywhere
selling to the wogs:
the" Price, quality, service "
comeon doesn;t even work
here at home anymore
its just tits and twinkle
they all want one whatever it is
set up your command post
right in that distant market
and when they're fucked up
from your troops playing havoc
swarm in with your product,
service, whatever
and be sure to keep the other bastards out!
You hot the place up
you deserve to fix it
not some pacifist
warehouse clearance outfit
and don't forget it
you know a well as I do
wounded people don;t make money
and don't shop
and when they do
they don;t shop around
you gotta take it to them
and tell them its a package deal
no pickin or choosin
and make damn sure
nobody else tries to get in there
call it peace keeping'
call it anything
but every crappy merchant
will try to sneak past your air base
to town' with a truck load of his shit
trust me
thats how we do it
in marketing as in war
share and _then
we;ll fight for number one spot
we won't need a
number twp player for a long time'
and not till we ask for one
amen-
