Tuesday, Sept. 06, 2011 - 1:35 p.m.
Ancient Scottish Blessing
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Every he stands up ta pee
Lassies squat to piddle
in God's design
the twain abide
but in this
there be no middle.
Feign sharp extremes
the genders show
that keeps us
in the loop
Bless your face
by Heaven's grace-
We all sits down
to poop
