Thursday, May. 17, 2012 - 11:07 a.m.
Recall of the Wild ******************* I went down the street after dinner to my neibouirs house to bring them some watercress which I had gathered in abundance from my secret hidden stream tucked in behind yet more secret places and as I stood just inside their door chatting all things wild harvest careful not to betray any clues of where this wonderful watercress grows in virgin mats beyond civilization yet still remain warm and chatty I saw from the corner of my eye Taser coming out from behind the garage across the street. I watched him stealth down the driveway like a special forces fighter concealing himself to best advantage and carting between shrubs and wheelbarrows on his way to some cat rendezvous point with wonderful skill giving every discerning eye the slip. he was a ninga tiger moving with great economy and consumate discression I laughed and told my neibour who voted Taser the handsomest cat on the street " watch this- he will pretend he doesn't know me: boy cats never ever acknowledge their human benefactors off the property.. its just what they do and who they are..." as my neibour nodded in agreement, I decided to demonstrate the validity of this great truth by opening my neibours screen door and sticking my head out and calling out to him across the road in a cartoonish sickly sweet voice- " Yoo Hoo !! Hey Taser! " He froze mid step.. eyes bugged out he locked into my gaze and slowly rotated his head, taking in the scene of me in someone elses house where in his value system,. I didn't belong. here he was frozen mid stride on the lawn across the street motionless as if he was a cast iron ornamental sculpture of a hunting lion That was pretty funny to hoax my own cat from 200 yards.. and then i went back to chatting with my neibour idoly nibbling on watercress leaves and fanning her mouth with her hand because this was hot zingy watercress I darted looks across the street to monitor Taser who remained eerily frozen on the lawn yonder staring at me motionless Several minutes later I waved goodbye opened the screen door and walked down my neibours driveway onto the street and walked home respectfully ignoring Taser the statue on the lawn across the street- Ignoring him in case any of his friends were watching leaving intact his proud independant wild animal legacy This morning at dawn he meowed to be let in. I opened the door and he trotted in like he usually does to wait patiently slowly blinking like Royalty as I fill his food bowl he took a few bites then raised his head locked his eyes on mine as if saying " how did you end up in my end of the world last night? I never knew you even knew about all that " There is something to be said about exploring the distant ends of your neibourhood cluster on a mid May evening before the streetlights come on..
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