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Sunday, Aug. 05, 2012 - 7:19 p.m.

Life On Mars
************

best guess is that
around 1:30 AM
very early Monday
the NASA Curious George Mars Rover
will have either
made it to the surface of Mars safely
or been smashed to bits trying.
Its exciting either way

We will know by about 2 am EST
if it worked out or not.
Even if it fails
and ends in a fireball
a million miles away
NASA will try again


Low rez Black & White
confirmation photos
from the surface quickie cam
should be on earth news by
sunrise Monday...
that is if the science cart survives

whoopie

I have a haircut waiting
as a long standing bet
with Alfred the Great
when and if they find
irrefutable signs of life-
actual wet and walking or
clearly showing in the fossil record, at any point in any mission.

Thats buzz down to zero,
luxurious ponytail bagged up
donated to cancer wigs


Hooray this life miracle,
however humble its form.
The electric clippers will be
singing on my ears their
dry metalic whine of victory

if so, this thing called Life
will be shown to be sprinkled elsewhere other yonder
than this here
single planet earth.

Existence will mean
a lot more
to everybody
and our struggle
to keep it together
on our end will not be
in vain

However==
if life is shown to replicate
and endure via the same mechanism
as it does on earth,
that being the intimate union
of the two genders:
male and female
then maybe that
simple dependable formula
is how the entire Universe
becomes filled with life...

how will we explain that
heavenly bio reality thumbs up
for hetrosexual fertility
and the great he- loves -she model
as the main event out there yonder
.....to the gay community ?

I'm glad it ain't my job

And rainbow flags,
pride parades
and same sex public kissing sass
will suddenly be old .. old.. old
fringe redundant
lost in space
B side activity
frisky and naughty but
it isn't going anywhere
on a cosmic scale

Being queer will be legal
and tolerated
but it won't mean much
because it won't accomplish anything
of lasting value
and it won't be rude to say so

Holy Humping Breeders take all
on earth as it is in heaven


 

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