Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2012 - 4:36 p.m.
Lying About Lying
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Kiss off letter to a friend I worked on spec for which he just screwed iy ip and lost it all and then I lent him money when he was living in his car He owes me big money and yabbers lame shameless lies about paying me back and then threatens me with ending out friendship of I ask where is the money?
he will never do it. His ex's warned me what a lying deceitful bastard he is, sicks the life out of everybody he gets close to. No wonder he gets beat up bad every six months- not everybody forgives him.
He is a career parasite. I have given up all hope of ever getting paid & eraced his contact information, abd for good measure: his brother and sister.
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Dear Former Friend:
I am getting strong clues that you will never make any attempts to pay any of your legitimate obligations in this life for life : be that debt to family, friends, taxes, business :
you don't / won't even pay for your own
food and shelter. You have money for gasoline, new clothes restaurant meals & unlimited alcohol, but nothing else. You have managed to skillfully scam your friends and family into paying your way for the last five years. After some discussion we have all stopped giving you anything all at once, winter is coming and you are on your own.. in a tight economy in a hard time.
You will never tell us the truth or pay anyone back - so get out. You have shaped yourself into everyone enemy.
Unless you can redeem yourself to our satisfaction, don't come back.
Notice I didn't say please
That is a curious relationship you have with the universe if I ever saw one, but one that is far from unique. You can pay your own way through life, you know you should pull your own weight but you don't.
I would say that's the basic philosophy and Mode of Operation of ...tapeworms, but parasites don't make such dramatic or sustained efforts to pass themselves off as anything other than squatters quietly sipping from the river of someone elses' shit.
I hear a tapeworm can live up someones' arse for up to 40 years and then one day, the tapeworm makes one mistake and briefly loses its cushy hookup advantage and for one brief second lets go.
The tapeworm is then immediately shit out into the cold cruel demanding world by its long suffering host. In one quick spasm of relief, the parasite is expelled.
One very surprised light blinded tapeworm thrashes around in the dust hissing in denial as its soft white body shrivels and breaks down like soapsuds in the light of day because it cannot make it own way through life, cannot earn its place in paradise when its free ride is over.
So the tapeworm whimpers and fades away, ferments to anonymous jelly before sunset and slips away between the grains of sand before the next sunrise..lost forever, That was that.
One less asexual piss drinking tapeworm hiding out in some warm dark shitpile ... gives up at his first challenge and gravity does it magic
Even crows won;'t eat a tapeworm. They have no substance. Tapeworms don't exist in the fossil record because they have no form...Even the Dali Llama would eat soap and ashes rather than allow a tapeworm to reach perfection in his asshole.
Tapeworms have no friends,
no family,
no history
and no future
