Saturday, Mar. 23, 2013 - 11:36 a.m.
the Ten Steps to Facebook Sobriety
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1- fuck off
2- tell your friends to fuck off
3- God tells you to fuck off and you finally listen
4- you actually fuck off
5- your friends actually fuck off
6- you post "Like" to fucking off
7 your friends post"like" to fucking off
8- you develop a soul overnight
9- your soul tells you to fuck off
10- your friends develop souls that tell them and you to fuck off
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there! instant healthy conflict resolution response and a sense of purpose that you don't fucking feel compelled to share with other losers
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