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Saturday, Feb. 08, 2014 - 12:53 p.m.

A Brief History of Dumb Stuff
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Preface to the First Edition

If you are so dumb that you are here..
So now that we have resolved that�
on with the show !

It is a fact that Yuppies
purchased colour televisions
to watch black & white movies

It's no wonder their offspring,
the Hipster Nation follow this mold.

These are the same people
who would gladly pay big money
to buy bottled water
and then throw the
empty bottles
into the big landfill sites

Funny thing is
equal or better quality water
for free, right out of the tap
oh well..

Hipsters insist on drinking
high end coffee
but won't brew it at home-
they go out for coffee
and wait as barestas
make it with tap water
tap water and high end coffee
So much for the quest for
improved water

Yuppie's started to drink
bottled water because they felt
that soda pop was bad
and just made
the big Soda pop companies
wealthy for nothing

Yuppies were soon drinking
over priced water
but the big soda pop companies
were not getting rich
selling flavoured sugar water-
no
they were just selling the water
they didn't even have to carbonate it

It's just a matter of time
before Starbucks
sells cups of water

But there is no nutrition in water
hot or cold
this requires Power Drinks

Unlike cola drinks and coffee
Power Drinks have way more
caffeine in them

They are very expensive
but power drinks contain sugar

That's bad so now
there are sugar free Power Drinks
that some people use instead of
proper food

Organic Food is very expensive
It is grown without chemicals
but irrigated with dirty water

Gen X insists on organic food
even though it is often
not organic
most organic food is not at all special

next scam to watch for is purified air
It is just a matter of time before air
gets bottled and sold to
the grandchildren

 

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