Saturday, Feb. 08, 2014 - 12:53 p.m.
A Brief History of Dumb Stuff ****************************** Preface to the First Edition If you are so dumb that you are here.. So now that we have resolved that� on with the show ! It is a fact that Yuppies purchased colour televisions to watch black & white movies It's no wonder their offspring, the Hipster Nation follow this mold. These are the same people who would gladly pay big money to buy bottled water and then throw the empty bottles into the big landfill sites Funny thing is equal or better quality water for free, right out of the tap oh well.. Hipsters insist on drinking high end coffee but won't brew it at home- they go out for coffee and wait as barestas make it with tap water tap water and high end coffee So much for the quest for improved water Yuppie's started to drink bottled water because they felt that soda pop was bad and just made the big Soda pop companies wealthy for nothing Yuppies were soon drinking over priced water but the big soda pop companies were not getting rich selling flavoured sugar water- no they were just selling the water they didn't even have to carbonate it It's just a matter of time before Starbucks sells cups of water But there is no nutrition in water hot or cold this requires Power Drinks Unlike cola drinks and coffee Power Drinks have way more caffeine in them They are very expensive but power drinks contain sugar That's bad so now there are sugar free Power Drinks that some people use instead of proper food Organic Food is very expensive It is grown without chemicals but irrigated with dirty water Gen X insists on organic food even though it is often not organic most organic food is not at all special next scam to watch for is purified air It is just a matter of time before air gets bottled and sold to the grandchildren
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