Sunday, Jul. 27, 2014 - 5:43 p.m.
Airheads For Allah
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Older of mine
was married to
a new age woman
who, over time
got deeper and deeper into it
I knew her and watched the decline
she also lead
a woman's group
of recently divorced trophy wives
and sold them scented massage oil
custom blended for anxiety
inner balance
and every holistic swindle
as they came out
these old chicks h
ad nothing but money
' and nothing but problems
great combination
so the wymin circle
collectively went away
for a luxury spa retreat
lead by the above enabler
in her van
on the way home Sunday night,
the van broke down
just outside of Kingston
late at night
what did they do ?
according to
the Highway cops
who drove up
the women had placed
crystals on the engine block
and placed lit candlers
on the battery
and distributor cap
and were holding hands
encircling the van
when the cops drove up
Cop ordered them
to extinguish the open flames
near the combustable liquids
and called my friend
to come and get these kooks
cop stayed with the pouty women
til my friend drove up three hrs later
he called the road service
to heal the van
conclusion?
men once again
work together
to destroy the power
of the Goddess energy
so now the wise women knew
for sure
they were onto
the right path of perfection
if the dark masculine forces
were threatened by it
the couple broke up soon after
she remarried
a guy who was a performer
in the Northern Ontario touring company
of " Riverdance "
he had formally been
a male catalogue model
you know,
good looking men
in their underwear
posed with chain saws
and duck decoys
by bales of straw
and barn board
manly men but sort of pretty .
when his looks slid
he became a new age dancer
her kids both went bad
and were married
at 17 and 19 respectfully
the dad went to the sons wedding
the Mom went to the daughters wedding
neither sibling
went to each others wedding
and�nobody showed up f
or grandparents funerals
their dog would
frequently run away
and show up at my house
and I don't like dogs
go figure
