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Friday, Nov. 22, 2019 - 2:43 p.m. What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a neighbour? the guy in the apartment below me was constantly trying to commit suicide One hot summer evening I smelled gas and tracked it downstairs I peeked in his kitchen window and saw Walter with his head in the gas oven I broke the kitchen door window and let myself in uninvited to pull Walter out of the oven, and switch off the gas, Gas everywhere — gas rises and Walter was on the floor —he was not receiving the benefit of his labours but I was. The gas rushed past me through the open door It was creepy- one spark and I would be blown to smithereens. I yelled righteous abuse at zoned out Walter for endangering the entire building with his latest clumsy attempt at suicide. This was back when everybody was pretending to be a hippy and it was seriously viewed as “ uncool” to lose your temper or actually become morally enraged. Maybe Walter wanted to die but I certainly wanted to live and committed every trespass I required to remain alive and save Walter I called 911— and explained- cops and ambulance arrived, I gave a statement and someone took Walter away. He finally got the help he needed…surrounded by dumb hippies nobody wanted to “ aggress on his space “ … That was the last anybody saw of Walter and at the end of the month a nice family moved in to his former apartment. I never mentioned to them why that flat had become suddenly available but at least I knew the gas oven worked
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