Wednesday, May. 20, 2009 - 11:27 p.m.
Debating with Stoners
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he said everything he believed
all at once
and if anyone
pointed out gaping holes
in his theory
stonerman would get hot & nasty
and accuse his detractors of :
1) just not getting " it '
2) being brainwashed by the media
3) being some impolite body part
It was ridicules to look on
as stonerman got bettered
in a logic centric discussion
sunk on the first round
and he actually thought
it was he who was the
brilliant verbal swordsman
stabbing the ignorant hearts
of the straight fools
with a single seamless thrust
of his mainstream alternative
rehashed heard it all before
stoner apologist weapon
so caught up in himself
was this bombastic
el Zorro stonerman
he didn't even notice
his straight edge opponent
eating all his timbits on him
while he paraded his vague conjectures
before his mock compliant opponent
Mr straight, winking and nodding
licking the powdered sugar
from his fingers in faux agreement
with his blockheaded foil
until all the timbits were gone
and then standing up,
cut the blithering tirade off
and exited into the parking lot
leaving his dirty cup
and empty timbits box behind
for the stonerman to stare at
