Monday, Sept. 21, 2009 - 5:24 p.m.
Tuna Hustler *************** I was awoken at 5:30 am by Taser crying starving Starving? Yesterday was tuna day he gots to eat yresterday & I checked his bowl & it was full of kibble before i went to bed. Starving? so i got up @ dawn and saw there were lots of kibble there still so I topped it off with the last bit of tuna and went back to bed Got up later and went to work but left early as it was raining things were slow but when I got home pal Ron was standing in the driveway I made a joke " hey stay for lunch we're having Tuna" he said " you're too late" Too late? too late for what? Too late for tuna Theres more No there isn't There isn't?? why not? I already did it where were you? Where was I? you did what already?? Taser walks out of his cedar hedge cat hide out just in time to see me trying to figure out what was what as taser looked on at us tail swaying in the ligjt mist I learned Ron had stiopped by and taser ran out screaming to him with some sort of " I haven't been fed for days you-know-who has been gone for days and didn't leave me any food can you help me out?" So Ron went into my place and opened up a can of Tuna and fed a ravaged red cat the first food he had had in days I got in just as they both had stepped outside from this emergency feeding Hmm Tuna, eh? Taser had deliberately lied to Ron in order to hyme extra Tuna from him The day of Tuna Hyming was today it started at dawn and went well into the afternoon Taser lied to get tuna he rooked in my friend and put on a fake starving animal routine to get extra tuna.. to extend the Sunday tuna treat party deep into the heart of Monday when i caught on there was nothing i could do he had already eaten the extra tuna and was siting with us licking his feet as the squirrels who hate him yelled doen from the trees above They hate him because he tries to kill squirrels and eat them I bet the tuna community hate him Everybody else though loves him - and he loves them If cats valued money they would all be bank robbers counterfieiters or stock market swindlers
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