Friday, Mar. 26, 2010 - 10:17 a.m.
Chuckie VS Leprichaun
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This somehow became
a serious discussion
amongst my friends
Leprechaun wins
wee little green hands down
as they live forever
are very intelligent
and can call upon
reinforcement troops of other Leprechauns,
equally as smart.
Leprechans have endless
hidden reserves of secret gold
for purchasing jets
and rocket launchers
if required
and one call to the IRA-
they can more firepower on credit.
If it gets _real bad
Leprechauns can call on 1,000,000
Lucky Charm munching
Irish Catholics
for a scorched earth
anti Chuckie Jihad.
And in the end,
God would sanction
the spirit warrior Leprechaun
rather than the
satanically inclined
bad ass B movie Chuckie
Chuckie is a dork:
a typical overweight
substance abusing psychotic
American blowhard devil doll
without back up
and theres only one of him..
Manic hostility
and just being
a little prick
offers no advantage
in a fight against
a clever, devious,
well supplied
well trained foe..
the Leprechaun community
would off Chuckie
in the first round
of any fight
and doll boy
could never stand up to
any of their escalations..
Satan is generally
not regarded
as a good Allie
In the final score-
Chuckies' ability
to swim in toilets
will be crushed
by the Leprechauns' ability
to become invisible at will
and travel through time and space
