Thursday, May. 31, 2012 - 3:54 p.m.
Cannibals 2012
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Is it just me
or is this
" eating people" thing
on an steep upswing this year ?
Cannibalize this,
cannibalize that
ho hum! boring
greet and eat has gone mainstream
Everybody`s such a pervert
dope fiend murderer these days
if you want to stand out
on the front page
you gotta nibble
you gotta chow down
you gotta chug somebody
you gotta do the tooth thing
its a must
Honestly , I am tired of being
the only anti cannibal out there.
I am afraid to reach out for support
in case,, in case... somebody eats me.
I just can't trust anybody
in this department
I hold out my hand in friendship
and somebody shakes salt over it
and adjusts their neck napkin
while licking their lips
I may not be cool like other people
and I know I have more than my share
of petty intolerances
towards others who are different
but I just can't in my heart
accept cannibalism at all
& certainly not as a good thing.
So an aging psychotic gay anglophone pornstar in Montreal brutally kills
someone in a blood soaked frenzy and videotapes it, dismembers the body
and feeds some of it to a dog.. throws out the torso in the garbage where
maggots feast on the putrifying meat block and then Dr Death in Apt 206
mails the chopped off feet and hands
to various national political parties HQs in the nation`s capitol city, Ottawa along with with letters threatening to kill
again.
Ok' I'm fine with that.
Yea multiculturalism etc
but really,isn't that more than enough
off agenda felonic interaction?
why, why. WHY then cannibalism ?
Its so passe, so missionary in the cauldron last year
Why eat someone?
There are some great bakeries in Montreal I cab attest to
Their famous smoked meat.
the French do such
wonderful things with salads
and its local produce and in season right now, all at its best
and this guy eats some tough stringy old 45 year old homosexual self maninated in cheap red wine
Cholesterol is a problem and they are doing this eat people thing
and making someone elses health problems their own,.
It just doesn't make sense
I hear eating people is constipating
and that can never be good, seriously
theres not a lot of roughage
in your average victim
So kids, before you start on the one way dead end trip
down cannibal avenue== stop and think
will you floss before going to bed?
who's going to do all the dishes ?
just soaking that frypan on the sink won't get the grease out
I am starting to think this might all be a conspiracy
to get young people away from eating right
so remember, when the gang goes out for that something special
you don't have to go with them.
Play it smart,
just say no to cannibalism
you'll be glad you did
The arm you save
may be your own
