Sunday, Jul. 01, 2007 - 6:46 p.m.
Some Holiday or Other
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Today is Canada Day
its like the US 4th of July
only way less intence
true patriots ignore their nation
and turn their attention
on the smallest circle
of people they can find
-immediate family,
- immediate neibours
- maybe the cottage across the lake
---but thats all
On Canada day
only assholes wave flags
honk at strangers
play Nationalist music
and buy Canadian flag coasters
Any open display of national sentiment is suspect
l;ike, who loves a corporate body logo?
Assholes, thats who
Any new canadian Immigrant
who has any idea at all
about civic priority
accepts the little flag the feds give you
at citizenship day ceremonies
but would never display it..
as a vulgar sign of acceptance
better you give your fellow Canadian
a boost when his truck battery dies
wave and then disappear ..
lets keep things brief and annonomous
like the whole deal
with being a canadian
is you don't even have to bother
only the Canadian government
is dweeby enough
to display the Canadian flag
on office doors
govt flagpoles and
those scary brown envelopes
they send you from time to time
when some screws up
the flag is the symbol
of the occupation forces'
the fun busters
the liberal candy ass interferoids
who design to orchestrate us
into one big melted down society of
inept bi lingual kennel bred half caste humans
besides, the canadiuan Flag
looks like it was designed
by the xsame firm that designed
the bathroom door people
you know them
Mt & Mrs grapefruit head
welcoming you to urinate in peace
Especially On Canada Day,
the more you display your patriotism
the less anybody trusts you
Put that tacky rag away
hee hee our real flag is the
UNION JACK ha ha
the super Cool
Origional red white and Blue super flag
the Queen lets us wave around
when she asks us to kill her enemies
Today , Canada day
falls on a Sunday
so... no Monday off tomorrow
the outrage of the calendar
we live just to cheat our nation
out of an entire work day ha none of this affects me
Today Jinky has had a ball
walking around the neibourhood
following the smell of cooking meat
inviting himself to every bar B Q he can find
playing with new kids visiting their grandparents
parading himself on the road
as cars creep by him at super slow pace
because by now
my whole street knows that Jinky
the little red cat who lives here
is a friendly, good natured little fellow
but is very irresponsible in traffic
They all watch out for him
as they drive past
my humble home here
just in case
he is taking a nap
on the tarmac
Honestly I run up and wake him
and take him away every time I see this
I am doing my best but alas...
but its not near enough
I am glad my neibours keep an eye open
for the worlds friendliest cat
butt not exactly the worlds most traffic savey beast
after all..
he has been inside
almost everybodys house by now
he can almost afford
to lounge around in everybodys way
like a sacred cow in India
however, sacred cows are way easier
for oncoming traffic to notice
Tonight Jinky
will look up at dark
and see
THE MOON
BEING ASSAULTED
by fireworks
going off over the lake
thats what canada day is all about:
bettering the Americans
by three days on the fireworks dept
and thats all it is..
they always beat us
on sheer quantity of firepower
but we always shoot ours off first
In America,
a mans best friend is his dog
here,
everybodys best friend is my cat
