Monday, Aug. 20, 2007 - 8:54 p.m.
10:30 monday morning a luxury sedan pulls up in my humble driveway out steps an older lady bubbly & animated but incoherient " your small ginger kitten.. is he here? I mean if he lives here he's not here he's at Vivians place" >>Oh thank you that would be Jinky " she lives at uh.. uh over on Johnson and she's been feeding him milk " >> thank you where on Jognson please? " oh let's see, I,m frightfully bad at directions shes set in from the road lovely garden.. and her husband is alergic to cats! she's put him out in the garage the cat.. not her husband !" >> I see " now where is she? " nearish Centre street. but not right by Centre.. big red wheelbarrow on the lawn shes using it today you can't miss it.. sorry but I can't stay I have to be in the city" and then she drove off so I hauled out the phone book and cross referenced the last name she gave me with the street name she suggested and called a few numbers before an equally charming but vacant older woman answered sweetly and confirmed she had my cat there, " yes he's here ,, yes .. a red cat,.. hes here safe in the garage no need to worry " she gave me her address I agreed to come right over and fetch him she would stay right there and seliver him up So I went right over to the retired millionares side of town knocked at the perfect door of a smart crisply rendered home that looked like it was right out of the pages of a House & Garden magazine,, there were blue cast iron arm chairs and matching benches in the front garden a huge sundial, a series of baroque birdbaths various windchimes, handblown glass hummingbird feeders various inspirational message tiles a teak bench just to sit on to take your shoes off etc etc etc there was so much garden furnature strewed around their yard it was downright uncomfortable it looked like a department store showroom they seemed to have one of everything ever invented for thediscerning garden affectionato I took one look at the front enterance at the apex of the red brick circular drive with its huge twin white pillars and lifesizes concrete lions and realized i didn't have my passport and may not be admitted into agricultural Oz so I opted for the side door I knocked and could smell fresh paint wafting through the screen door through two sets of doors out there on the terrace outback I could see a human being kneeling on a drop sheet painting a large cast iron flower pot morning glory blue I shouted a hello and the figure seemed puzzled but got up and came to the door It was the lady of the house herself she apologised for looking like a disaster but she was painting today old clothes are a must when you are painting I stood back and announced that I was red cats official owner and had come to fetch him " yes.. yes hes here you must take better care of him so he doesn't run off again " she invited me round the side door as the great garage door can only be opened by one of those remote devices which was her husbands department she opened the little door and out stepped Jinky none the less for wear 12 hrs of solitary confinement in the big house lock up and i could see he was not sporting any nasty jail tattoos nor was he wearing any gang colours or carrying a concealed weapon I was relieved that Jinky had not been anyones bitch while holed up in the clink.. I could sence that the lady was more interested in returning to her flower pot paint task than chatting with a cat recovery squad so I thanked her and zoomed home with Jinky and fed him tuna as soon as he got in the door because food is love and love requires catering I was very glad to have him back Jinky seemed releived I posted bail fior him and sprung him from a maximun security garage its better he didn't move in there with that lady and her decoration projects it would be just a matter of time before Jinky would have been painted blue to match her design scheme
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