Saturday, May. 24, 2008 - 11:06 p.m.
Felony Around the House
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Getting Taser on the bike
for the ride to the lake is getting easier
All I have to do is
gook a finger into his collar
and he won't wiggle
I sort of think this is chating
butit keeps him from trying to
climb up on top of my head
At the lake we played catch the string
and he seems to be right into it
and will run after the string
through the grass
but gets nervous
if he sees dogs approaching
and so he should-
he only weighs 10 oz
and these dogs would eat him
if they could in one gulp
When we got home
he had his victory snack
and then the phone rings'
Its sarah and she says
her and bd
and new dog would like
to drop over and let
the pets meet each other
so they arrive
and just as we are
sitting down
Taser sees the little dog
and he puffs up all his fur
he looks somewhat bigger
but not much bigger
and he begins to pace
and jump around and hiss
sarah who is a real a friend
to all people & animals
reaches towards him to comfoprt him
but Taser swats at her hand
and cuts her in three places
I know that for a little guy
he can weild some awesome damage
and i see sarah shocked
such a tiny animal
has hurt her so much
and made the blood flow
from three fingers simutaniously
she is not at all pleased
and calls one small red kitten
vicious and her own dog
is squirming around on bfs' lap
whining and nobody can relax
as long as the pets are at war
I learn they just got their little dog
all her shots
and that she was
loved at the vets for being so nice
and here is taser the attacker spewing hate
at this wonderful little dog
the visit is not going well
so we decide to ho outside
and continue the visit on the driveway
the night is crisp and pleasant
they take their dog and i ask taser to wait inside but he runs thriugh the door
and in the dark stalks the little dog
and this makes her whine in dread and horror
the visit is definately not going well and shows no sign of improvement so still bleeding sarah announces that its time to go
and picks up their little dog
and they march to their car
Taser follows, hissing at them
I am just so sorry
but dare not pick Taser up
in case he ripps me up as well
he's hust in that sort of mood
and i know I have been training him
to chase and ripp stuff up
down at the lake
so I wave goodbye
and we afree to try again later
They drive off
and i go into the house
two minutes later
Taser appears smiling
jumps up on my lap
purring up a storm
all sweetness and kittenlike
of course it was deliberate
he is the only animal allowed here
anyone who wants to challenge that
will get ripped up
