Friday, May. 08, 2009 - 11:02 p.m.
Open House
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Taser has been here with me here
for one year as of today come on out
and help us celebrate--
YOU & 20 GUESTS ARE INVITED
1- all day free TUNA BUFFET
2- come on in and
LAY ON ANYTHING YOU WANT
the bed, the desk, the laundry
3_ bathtub faucet left on trickle all day for your
DRINKING CONVENIENCE
4- door left ajar so go in and out
as OFTEN AS YOU PLEASE
5- MELTED ICE CREAM
the way you like it after 6 pm
6- all day PHOTO OPPS of TASER
in action & inaction
7_ meet Tasers' personal assistant
MR WONDERFUL( formally Mr Leftover)
in his backyard studio
8- free SUNSET viewing at dusk
9-free all day performances by the
" Squirrel Treetop Athletic Association"
10= experience D O G F R E E L I V I N G
at its best
11- kibble samples to take home
for the dogs in _your life
12- Complimentary dried minnow tasting
ALL DAY LONG- feel the protein do its magic
sharpen your claws on
** SOLID HARDWOOD **
from Tasers personal woodpile
leaf chasing- bug hunting, bird watching.
lawn tresspassing for the kids
COME ON DOWN! -
EAT SOME GRASS WITH US
AND BARF IT UP AGAIN!
